Pineapple Express Movie Download
| Imdb rating: | 7.6 (with 30890 votes) | Year: | 2008 | Genres: | Comedy, Crime, Thriller | |
Pineapple Express Storyline
Lazy stoner Dale Denton has only one reason to visit his equally lazy dealer Saul Silver: to purchase weed, specifically, a rare new strain called Pineapple Express. But when Dale becomes the only witness to a murder by a crooked cop and the city's most dangerous drug lord, he panics and dumps his roach of Pineapple Express at the scene. Dale now has another reason to visit Saul: to find out if the weed is so rare that it can be traced back to him. And it is. As Dale and Saul run for their lives, they quickly discover that they're not suffering from weed-fueled paranoia; incredibly, the bad guys really are hot on their trail and trying to figure out the fastest way to kill them both. All aboard the Pineapple Express.
Actors
Rogen, Seth as Dale Denton, Franco, James as Saul Silver, Dunn, Nora as Shannon, Ahn, Rio as Assassin #5, Carson, Sam as Xerox Secretary, Cole, Gary as , Crosby, Adam as Ack, Flisher, Rich as Tennis Player, Hader, Bill as Private Miller, Jeong, Ken as Ken, Khoo, Jourdan Lee as Assassin #1, Lewis, Peter as Peter, Lo Truglio, Joe as Mr. Edwards, Longstreet, Robert as Dr. Terrence, McBride, Danny R. as Red
Pineapple Express quotes
- Red: Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.
Dale Denton: Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be?
Red: Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to.
Dale Denton: Belongs to me.
Red: Then the dragon. - Dale Denton: I'm gonna get us out of here!
Saul: No, you're not. But it's okay. - Saul: Relax, man, just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to man.
Dale Denton: It's really that rare?
Saul: It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like... killin' a unicorn... with, like, a bomb...
Dale Denton: Are you the only guy in town who has this? You're actually the only guy?
Saul: Yeah. My guy Red said he was givin' me an exclusive sneak preview.
Dale Denton: And am I the only guy who you sold it to; the other guys got snicklefritz?
Saul: Yeah. So *we're* like the only guys...
Dale Denton: And Red got this from Ted?
Saul: Ted's the man.
Dale Denton: ...Let's get the fuck outta here, man! Go! Go! Let's go!
Saul: What?
Dale Denton: Let's go! Go!
Saul: Why?
Dale Denton: Because! I threw a roach of this outside of Ted's house!
Saul: So what, man? I throw roaches all over the fuckin' town...
Dale Denton: No! No, no! He could find the roach and say it's Pineapple Express in here! SAUL! He's the only guy who HAS Pineapple Express! He must've seen the murder or know - let's fuckin' kill him!
Saul: Oh, fuck!
Dale Denton: Let's get outta here! Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop! Get weed! Get the weed!
Saul: Okay.
Dale Denton: Anything we might need: snacks, food, fruit roll-ups! Let's get the fuck outta here! - [Angie says that she wants to marry Dale]
Dale Denton: Uh, I'm looking for someone more mature.
Angie Anderson: *Mature?* I lost my virginity when I was fourteen; how many women have *you* slept with?
Dale Denton: Um, two and a half.
Angie Anderson: *A half?* What's *a half,* your hand? - Ken: [about to attack Ted Jones's pot warehouse] Tonight we cook up some shit. Take his stash and burn the motherfucker down.
Ken: No retreat, no surrender!
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